Wash away stubborn motor insurance prices!

Dear points of view;

I'm shocked to see that the cheap motor insurance website - 4youngdrivers.com - is running an article they should be thoroughly ashamed of. Now cheap motor insurance, that's fine by me, but these 4youngdrivers.com are banging on about nudity in the workplace. Cheap motor insurance is more than acceptable for our screens, but the sort of filth that 4youngdrivers.com are talking about is disgusting. Why I may take my cheap motor insurance deal somewhere else. Somewhere that isn't 4youngdrivers.com - only then it won't be cheap motor insurance anymore. I simply don't know what to do points of view? Stick with cheap motor insurance courtesy of 4youngdrivers.com, at the price of such lowbrow journalism, or lose my cheap motor insurance and find someone who isn't 4youngdrivers.com who doesn't advocate cheap, degrading reporting?

(Disgruntled cheap motor insurer - Staines .)

"Christmas time, mistletoe and wine, children singing Christian rhymes". sod that Richards, you evangelical pratt. Christmas time means only the 3 things to me. Setting puddings ablaze, building snow-women and attempting to play tonsil-hockey with anyone with a pulse underneath a mountain of greenish shrubbery in the name of yuletide tradition. The proper meaning of Chrimbo. Not some soppy dirge about the Feast of Passover. They tell me there's more to festivities than ramming over-sized, slightly amusing root vegetables into ice-packed regions, but that remains to be seen.

Unlike other jingly, jangly things that wibble, and wobble about in front of your very eyes. Only six months later. And minus tinsel.

Fast forward 2 seasons and you'll discover that on the 8 th day God created...topless car washes!

Praise be to the good Lord!

Anyway, now that I've found religion, I'd best spread the word.

And the word is 'Bubbles 'n' Babes'. Now, to my way of thinking, that sounds promising. It implies that there may be girls AND soap? I could be wrong.

But it appears not. Male drivers in Leicestershire have been allowing the road grime to build up on their beloved motors for the past few weeks - prior to the opening of a new car wash. Which is where the problem lies.

Well, it does if you're female, not particularly attractive and well, chubby. Because the revolutionary car wash is manned by girls. Girls who have forgotten to get fully dressed in the morning before leaving for work. Which is almost tragic.

Welcome to the more than pleasing world of businessman Jon Bevins, 39. And the place of worship he has constructed on an industrial estate in Burbage. A previously unpopular dwelling near Hinkley. His divine inspiration has manifested itself as 'Bubbles 'n' Babes' - which, to the unclean of car, and impure of thought, is the UK's first topless car wash.

Sing hallelujah!

For the paltry sum of £25, your car receives the bikini-clad attention of 4 girls who were amongst the front of the queue when his lordship was handing out looks/bodies. You pay an extra fiver, and you get to see a lot more of the body. So as both you and your car gets worked up into lather, you can sit back and think of England . And think what a bloody great nation this is that allows topless girls to lean across your front window.

Surprisingly, the company has had over 9000 hits on its website within the last 5 days, and have so far attracted more than 150 satisfied customers - which make for a tidy sum of £900 a day for the blossoming business.

Businessman Of The Year Jon Bevans adds; "We're getting more and more cars in each day. The girls are doing a really good job and providing a lot of fun."

Whereas quarrelsome local residents say; "You might as well open a brothel or a sex shop". Good idea. But one step at a time surely.

Another is moved to say; "Everyone is up in arms about it. It's attracting peeping toms." And Chris', and Dave's, and Andrews, etc.

Local councillor Brian Edwards was adamant that anyone "Who pays £30 for a car wash has got more money than sense".

And that his retired wife will do the job at half the price.

The Parish, Borough Councils and Police have received the usual amount of complaints (mainly from wives/girlfriends of car-wash fans) and are said to be keeping an eye on the business. So much so, that after extensive research funded by taxpayers money the Police have found the best viewpoint is taken from the forecourt of the actual business. And just under the bosom of the pretty blonde with the lovely smile and pert sponge. The police can't put a halt to the business (even if they wanted to) as they, aswell as local planners, insist no laws are being broken.

So the customers are happy, and so are the girls. Seeing as they earn between £100 and £200 per day, based on business and other statistics I guess.

Whatsmore, customers are allowed a little memento from their visit. Insisting you too can join in with the usual chore that is getting the damp end in those tricky crevices that serve to test you when cleaning your motor.

The even better news is there are plans for more sites to open soon in Derby and Nottingham .

Still, you don't need to relocate to the Midlands to find the cheapest motor insurance, because 4youngdrivers.com is right there in your face - online. That's right - the touch of a button away is where you'll find the cheapest motor insurance today, so why not give 4youngdrivers.com a buzz!

Date - 15/09/2006