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Word on the street is young driver's eye up cheap motor insurance

4youngdrivers.com, the leading cheap motor insurance company for young drivers takes a very serious stance on the subject of keeping your eyes on the prize. The prize in this case being cheap motor insurance. The cheapest motor insurance by far. No gimmicks, no hassle, no worries - 4youngdrivers.com believe in cheap motor insurance being found right in front of your eyes. Blink though and you'll miss the best deals, the best prices, and the best service on the cheapest motor insurance out there. One of our journalists sets his sights on another story..

Dulcet-toned stateside hoodlum/uber-rapper 50pence bleated on recently about the candy shop, which, when reading between his occasional lines of 'Uuuhhh uuhhh' and 'Ooohh ohhhh' seemed to disguise reference of him wanting ladies to acquaint themselves with his nether-regions. So, using this as a starting point, we wager that the, what can only be soon awarded Grammy winner for 'Services to Song Writing' - Mr. Fiddy himself, houses more than a lame gobstopper down his hip-hopping Stars and Stripes Y-Fronts. In America they have phraseology for most things. For example morbidly obese people in America are known to the rest of the world as - Americans. Much, it seems, can be lost in translation though. Somewhere between Brooklyn 's hood's and Hemel Hempstead . Because on this side of the pond the word candy, is how people who lay beats behind arguments describe the lady herself. More specifically - ladies who are pleasing on the eye.

Which leads us eventually, and inexcusably tediously, to Britain 's motorists. Or more precisely the 36% of whom when questioned by Autotrader.co.uk, cited 'street candy', or ladies adopting the teasing and much-loved 'pavement position', as the greatest distraction when behind the wheel of their automobile. Many of Britain 's motorists (and practising perverts) are being driven to distraction by sexy pedestrians. Drivers claim that salivating after attractive ladies (and hunky guys if you're of the other persuasion - i.e., a lady) is the predominant reason why their gaze is averted from the highway. According to this survey undertaken by the lucky, and far-sighted guys at the country's largest bunting-less online forecourt, this worrying statistical body of motorists identified 'street candy' as the main excuse for the momentary lapse in their road etiquette, with the facilitating of mobile phones (20%) coming a distant second. Tailgating (11%) was marginally abreast in third in this definitive poll. Disturbingly, some 2% actually found road signs a distraction.

In the heroic name of further research, and a standard of investigative journalism I'm in awe of, Adrian Higgins, Web Editor at Autotrader.co.uk, took it upon himself to proposition, sorry, ascertain, with members of the fairer sex themselves, whether or not they enjoyed this affirmation that they are more prone to be 'clocked' than the red lights, speed camera and Springer Spaniel that their pseudo-voyeur has just obliviously mown through. Ignorance being bliss and all that.

As fate would have it the first person he bumped into and so wring answers out of, was none other than 25 year old Londoner, Becky Rule. The chance-encounter with the Page 3 stunner went some way to garner the information he required, as she for one admitted to liking the attention she received from motorists passing by. And out.

"What girl doesn't like being looked at" she said.

Well, any fully paid-up member of the Women's Lib I should hazard a guess.

She went on to say; "I think it's funny when a driver is breaking his neck to get an eyeful".

Although after careful thought and prompting by Higgins, the 32D glamour model countered this by adding;

"But it's hardly safe, is it?"

With her budding application for Chief Road-Safety Officer for South-West regions gaining momentum, she dug deep into her wealth of knowledge on such issues and pronounced;

"If a woman can get fined for putting on make-up while driving, then so should men who can't keep their eyes on the road".

A well-made point I feel. One more and she'd get all of our attentions.

"I've noticed a guy whilst sat at traffick lights before" she continued unhindered

"But when I'm driving I wouldn't dare take my eyes of the road, I'd be too scared".

Adrian Higgins concluded his findings by lamenting;

"It can take a superhuman effort to keep your eyes on the road, especially now spring is on the way and everyone's going to be ditching their winter clothes".

Yes Mr. Higgins, granted, although not all of them will be discarding as many as the lovely Becky does one hopes.

Right on cue, A Department for Transport Spokesperson said; "The Highway Code makes it clear that drivers should drive with due care at all times".

Shortly before he ploughed into a stationary Ford Mondeo adjacent to where Mr. Higgins was conducting his interview. Only joking.

This survey comes hot on the heels of Alphons Edberg's little misdemeanour behind the wheel. Whilst test driving a Ferrari 360 Modena, the 33 year old German crashed and proceeded to write-off said car whilst putting his foot down to attract the attention of a pretty woman. Impressive Herr Edberg.

But not quite as impressed as his motor insurers would be on hearing the news. Providing you do your best to keep your eyes on the road, 4youngdrivers.com would love to insure you. Cheaply. Because that's our profession. Offering cheap motor insurance to people like you. Whatever motor you drive, you can be sure to find a deal to suit your pocket here at 4youngdrivers.com. Give us a bell today to find out what we can do for you.

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Added By: Lee Timmins on 31st Jul 2008 - 13:53
Last Updated: 29th Jun 2009 - 18:48

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